he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so let's talk penis.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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