can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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