I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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