dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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