Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
This is classic penis vs brain.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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