that's an acceptable place to lick
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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