there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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