wanna go halves on a baby?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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