But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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