check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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