Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
