Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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