Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
