yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize