Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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