It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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