I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
