K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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