Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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