did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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