And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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