we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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