well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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