Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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