my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
did i walk over a car last night?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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