So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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