Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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