And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
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two words: eviction party
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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