love makes seman taste better
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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