He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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