True but thats because hes a fetus.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
