We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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