her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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