You're so nebulous sometimes
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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