Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
