Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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