i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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