Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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