i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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