i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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