i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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