Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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