Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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