Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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