ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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