ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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