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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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