I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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