Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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