Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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