check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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