Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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