hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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