its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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